I have had a little look about but can't seem to find this topic already created so here goes:

Mine:

Intense Uzzi VPX

Orange Ms'Isle

Commencal Meta 4X (being delivered tomorrow, pic as it was purchased - parts to be altered)

His:

Nicolai UFO ST

Santa Cruz Blur 4X (arrived a couple of weeks ago - no pics yet)

Lots of beautiful ladies and yes, they do all have names too

Lets see yours!! 

my Gary Fisher Tassajara GS

she's called Aimee.

Here's my Tass. Same year as yours, I think, but not the GS version.

Oh, go on then . . .

Coleman

Pandora

Daz

and the ongoing money pit Chopper project

In a pûre w waving

The singlespeed.

The DH/FR bike

And the way they should be pictured (courtesy of My PeterPoddy)

Borrowed - Orange Patriot that I fell in love with.  Been trying to find one ever since in a 14" frame.